guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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