You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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