we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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