in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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