you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
