Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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