I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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