It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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