she smelled like a LAN party
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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