OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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