butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
zippers are such a cool invention
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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