And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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