ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
