Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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