i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
