You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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