margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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