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• (425): View more from Washington

  He could be your dad!

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  We discussed that right before he asked for my number

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.

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• (323): View more from California

  Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye

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• (949): View more from California

  I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  ! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years

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