why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?