yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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