Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again