We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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