He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years