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• (313): View more from Michigan

  "You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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• (845): View more from New York

  She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker

  (914): View more from New York

  Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.

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• (562): View more from California

  I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.

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  I almost fell asleep reading that.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I almost fell asleep fucking it.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month

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  Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea

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