I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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