I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize