i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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