this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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