He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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