If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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