Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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