wakey wakey hands off snakey
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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