don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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