She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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