Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
