found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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