How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The air taste purple.
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