eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
