Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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