So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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