Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he shaved USA in his pubs
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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