Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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