All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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