I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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