Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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