Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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