i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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