As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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