I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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