do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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