IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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