brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
They have beer where we have blood.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize