hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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