My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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