Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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