I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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