that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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