Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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