dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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