After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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