weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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